Wrong Answer

Chopper

Eric Banal

When Your Wife Asks you….

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not – don’t you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I’d get married again..

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it’s a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she’s left-handed.

WIFE:

– silence – –

HUSBAND:

F * ck ….

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