Osama Bin Hiden
The Internets Best Bin Laden Gags
This weeks ‘WTF?’ is a little different from the usual fare we present to you here at the Big Boys Club. It doesn’t relate to the content of this post, but more to my reaction when I saw how many Osama Bin Laden jokes had been posted online since his death was announced on Monday afternoon. So here for your enjoyment are some of the best ones.
Even though we both speak the same language, it’s amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:
They say “sidewalk” we say “pavement”.
They say “pants” we say “trousers”.
They say “buried at sea” we say “naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers”.
George W. Bush once said that he’d dance on Bin Laden’s grave. He’s buried at sea, George. Knock yourself out.
Bin Laden’s death is great and all, but more importantly, what dress was he wearing?
BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry has been reported missing after a secret, fancy dress party somewhere in Pakistan.
Coincidentally, an anagram of Osama Bin Laden is “Lob da man in sea”.
Osama Bin Laden has appeared in his latest video claiming the Richmond football team are shit. Australian intelligence said, “This doesn’t prove he’s still alive. The video could have been made at any time in past 44 years.”
I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.
Ok, so Bin Laden is finally dead. Do I still have to take my shoes off at the airport?
I bet Bin Laden really regrets filling out his Census form now.
So now we’re all waiting for Al Qaeda to retaliate against the American’s. I suggest hit them where it hurts and take out all of the McDonald’s, KFC’s and Burger Kings.