Hot Chick Of The Month – September 2011

Scarlett Johansson

Those photos of Rihanna we came across last month (behave you!) were pretty tough to beat. But we think we’ve managed it. Scarlett Johansson is blonde, smoking hot and irrefutably rootable…so we’ve heard.

Miss Johansson got her break in the 2003 flick ‘Lost In Translation’. We certainly wouldn’t recommend sitting through the entire thing, but if you can get a copy, the movie opens with a lengthy shot of Scarlett’s firm, supple, circa 2003 arse. Yum.

Since then, Scarlett has gone on to make a smattering of mediocre films, pose nude alongside Keira Knightley (another babe worthy of a BBC crown), and be frequently photographed wearing low cut shirts.

I’m thinking Miss Scarlett, in the library, with a pair of handcuffs, a giant bottle of baby oil and do not disturb sign on the door…and I’m sure I’m not the only one! (Ha! Board game humour!)