Hot Chick Of The Month – August 2011

Rihanna - Big Boys Club Cutie Of The Month

RIHANNA

I haven’t got many jokes about our celebrity cutie this month. I’m far too busy staring at her titties!!

FACT: Rihanna is hot.

ANOTHER FACT: Rihanna is super, smokin, “totally want to tap that” hot.

THIRD FACT: Rihanna doesn’t seem to have any issue with parading around in her underwear or a very hot bikini.

And even though we didn’t approve when she hooked up with that douchebag Chris Brown, the relationship did produce some naked pics of her that have since been spread around the interwebs. That’s the great thing about modern technology! The relationship is long dead, but the pictures of Miss Ri Ri’s tidy little hieney will be available to the entire world forever! Thanks, Chris Brown…but we still think you’re a tool.

I think you’ll all agree that Rihanna is well and truly deserving of the title of ‘Big Boys Club Celebrity Cutie Of The Month’. In fact, we’re thinking about just calling it quits now and giving her the title for the remainder of 2011. I think I need a lie down…