I met a nice girl last night…
“Oh, hey Big Boy – I don’t think we were properly introduced.. I’m Jessica Alba..why don’t you come back to bed” aargh Mum..you woke me up!
Did You Know..
- As a 13 year old Jessica Alba was kidnapped in Australia and found in the boot of a car! She was filming the TV series Flipper at the time
- Alba made sexy bondage themed ads encouraging youngsters in America to vote
- She has a tattoo on the back of her neck – it’s just a little ladybug on a daisy (aw!)
- As if she wasn’t desirable enough – Alba is a mad keen golfer and scuba diver
- Jessica Alba appeared nude in a shower scene in B grade action classic ‘Machete’..tears were shed in the BBC office when she admitted to digital fakery
she really caught our attention in this scene from Sin City…
and again in Sin City two!!!
we can see her SCUBA skills in action here…
which just makes us want to…
If you don’t want to get your hands on Jessica Alba by now.. check yourself for a pulse!