Almost as awesome as front boobs

Why???????
Why does she think this looks good?
Why did she leave the house like this?
Why doesn’t someone tell her to go put some clothes on?
Why will this picture never leave my head?
Why???????? Inquiring minds want to know….why?

 

I almost thought I was looking at an indecent exposure when I realized there weren’t any nipples. The jeans she is wearing are so tight it is causing the crease up her back and the swimsuit she is wearing is obviously having to be tied back on the straps to keep from popping off like a sling shot.

 

I really want to see what the front of that outfit looks like. It just seems that a loose t-shirt would be more comfortable. This looks painful as well as disgusting. She needs two bras. One for the front boobs and one for the back boobs.

 

All of a sudden I can’t get the ‘black eyed peas’ song out of my head…
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
in the back and in the front (lumps)