The BBC Cutie of the Month
Question, can your girlfriend stand on her head with her legs apart whilst juggling your favorite footy?
Neither can mine! This is the reason the monthly nomination goes to the fabulous and flexible Miss Skopalova.
During the week Miss Skopalova runs a business that teaches dancers to be more flexible. So gents if you’re looking for a present that you will benefit from too, book your girl into one of Miss Skopalova’s classes next birthday.
This former champion gymnast is also a talented burlesque performer. Miss Skopalova has many high end events under her belt, the VFL Grand Final Breakfast, Parklife Music festival to name a few. She is also a regular at the very premium monthly; http://www.schnitzntits.com.au proudly bought to you by https://www.bigboysclub.com.au
Just before I sign off, a health warning that should be printed on every box of Skopalova. If this minx is performing when your Schnitzel is served, wait until it’s over before you chow down or you might find yourself choking like I did at Ms Libertines last week. Luckily my concerned girlfriend was close enough to hit me in the back of the head and save old Bobby‘s life.
Anyway Boys lets charge our glasses and give our Skopalova a big Nostrovia for she is the BBC cutie of the month.
