A weekend full of sport and tits is hard work, and you’re going to need plenty of fuel to burn. Which is why we’ve put together the best blokes food and beverage menu in Melbourne.

What would a blokes party be without plenty of juicy, flame-grilled meat? After all - we men invented fire! The Big Boys Club Gourmet BBQ is guaranteed to get between your teeth - marinated spare ribs, home style sausages, and tender steaks cooked to your liking - all served up to you by our gorgeous Barbie-Cuties.

If you’re looking for something a little different - why not get yourself some schnitz and tits? Schnitz ‘N Tits was a Melbourne insTITution in years gone by, and the Big Boys Club have revived the event and brought it into the 21st century. Delicious chicken schnitzel served up by some of Melbourne’s most titillating waitresses. Tasty...

And let’s not forget the ultimate accompaniment to any meal - premium beers, international ciders, and top shelf spirits. The Big Boys Clubhouse features a (VERY!) well stocked bar, and a band of Babelicious Barmaids ready to wet your whistle. Shaken or stirred, sir?