Bucks Night Pranks
What Would Your Best Mates Last Night Of Freedom Be Without A Couple Of Good Old Fashioned Bucks Night Pranks?
Sure, it's juvenile, but who cares?! This may well be your last chance to have some fun at the expense of your best mate, and only a fool would fail to grasp that opportunity.
The trick is to be creative, and to do something that the buck can laugh at too...eventually. Chaining him naked to a lamp post, or smearing his lips with blue food dye when he's asleep is a no go. Nothing that will turn the future Mrs Best Mate against you for all eternity.
With that in mind, we present to you the Big Boys Club top six Bucks Night Pranks. Enjoy, and if you do pull some kind of prank on your mate, be sure to send us in some photos!! We love hearing stories about awesome bucks nights, but if you're daft enough to try any of the below shenanigans, be aware that you do it at your own peril. You have been warned!
Coming in at number six is one of our favourites, but it's a bit higher in the list because of how it went down. A group of guys in Sydney decided to stage a fake kidnapping for their buck - balaclavas, ropes, handcuffs, van with tinted windows - the works!! The group pulled up at the house and raced inside, unaware that a nosey neighbour had seen them and called the police. As they exited the house, they were apprehended by a team of waiting police officers, who took them to the station and charged them with possession of handcuffs, and causing a public disturbance. Not a bad effort for only sixty minutes into the bucks party!
If you're planning on booking the boys in for a round of paintball, why not dress the buck up as something that everyone might like to hunt, like a rabbit or a duck? Not only do you get a couple of photos of him prancing around the bush in a stupid costume, you get a genuine excuse to go after him with a vengeance.
Organise to get some incriminating, fake tattoos printed prior to the bucks party. When the buck passes out, stick one of the tattoos to his arm or stomach, and brace yourself for the horrified phone call the next morning.
If one of the groomsmen is a doctor or medical student, here's something else you can do when the groom passes out. Plaster his leg, and construct an elaborate back story as to how the injury happened. Done right, this prank can last for several days, and is guaranteed to scare the crap out of the groom, particularly if the wedding is only a couple of weeks away. Don't string it out for too long though. It's one the bride probably won't be too impressed with.
No doubt the buck will have quite a few drinks on his bucks night. If you're keen to have a harmless giggle at his expense, start replacing his tequila shots with shots of water. If he's already had a couple, you'll find that he gradually starts getting more pissed as the night goes on...despite not consuming a great deal of alcohol. If you really want to have some fun, tell him the booze is so strong that he should be following it with a Coke chaser. Thanks to the placebo effect, you'll trick his brain into thinking he's getting really pissed. Best part is he'll wake up without a hangover, and you'll save yourself a fair whack of cash.
Quite possibly the best bucks night prank ever. A bunch of lads from the UK hired a dwarf to accompany the groom on his stag night. They painted the dwarf blue, dressed him up in a Pappa Smurf costumes, and handcuffed him to the buck for four straight days. The other boys on the trip were gracious enough to pay for his flights, drinks and entertainment for the entire trip, which cost them close to £900 (around $1350 AU). Would be difficult to believe, if it weren't for the photos and videos we've got as proof.