Booking a stripper is unfortunately not something you’re taught at high school. Which is a shame, because it’s a life skill that every man should have. Screw algebra and Dickens! Learning how to unhook a bra, or open a beer bottle with your belly button would have been far more useful.
Imagine kicking back on the couch with your best mates, a cold beer in your hand, and the footy on the big screen. Now imagine that every time your drink is empty, there’s a gorgeous, topless waitress on hand to bring you a fresh one, give you a quick shoulder rub, and make sure everything in your man world is in order.