World's Scariest Cat
Say hello to my little friend
Remember that 'Crazy Cat Lady' video that we put up a couple of months ago? This is the kinda cat that only she could love. Me personally? I'm scared of pussies with nasty teeth.
Two Girls, One Cup...and Grandma
Would You Like Your One Cup 'Upsized'?
A couple of years ago, a porn video called 'Two Girls, One Cup' went viral on the world wide interwebs. The video is, it's fair to say, quite confronting, and it became a bit of running gag to trick your uninitiated friends into watching it, and recording their reaction. An extreme example of this joke is this guy - who tricked his elderly grandmother into watching it. Sick...
If you haven't seen the video, we're not gonna go encouraging you to check it out...but it's one of those things that must be seen to be understood. Be warned, however. Once you start, you can't look away!
Oral Sex Light
To be fair...it does get kinda dark down there
Yes, this is a real product. No, we don't know where you can buy one.
eHarmony Rejection Letter
Online Dating Frightens People
Is it any wonder that this guy made a tiny, itty, bitty error on his application form? It could happen!
Hot Chick Of The Month - September 2011
Scarlett Johansson
Those photos of Rihanna we came across last month (behave you!) were pretty tough to beat. But we think we've managed it. Scarlett Johansson is blonde, smoking hot and irrefutably rootable...so we've heard.
Miss Johansson got her break in the 2003 flick 'Lost In Translation'. We certainly wouldn't recommend sitting through the entire thing, but if you can get a copy, the movie opens with a lengthy shot of Scarlett's firm, supple, circa 2003 arse. Yum.
Since then, Scarlett has gone on to make a smattering of mediocre films, pose nude alongside Keira Knightley (another babe worthy of a BBC crown), and be frequently photographed wearing low cut shirts.
I'm thinking Miss Scarlett, in the library, with a pair of handcuffs, a giant bottle of baby oil and do not disturb sign on the door...and I'm sure I'm not the only one! (Ha! Board game humour!)
Danny Bhoy's Visitors Guide To Scotland
Please enjoy th' followin' video, proodly brooght tae ye by th' Big Wee Jimmies Club!
Those of you who have been to bonnie Scotland will surely appreciate just how accurate this video is. Those who haven't, well, whit ur ye waitin' fur?
