Hot Chick Of The Month - April 2011
Have you ever had to endure that awkward conversation with your grandad when he told you that Lee Meriwether was without a doubt the sexiest Catwoman ever? No? Just me then? Regardless, Miss Meriwether is about to be knocked off her scratching post, with the announcement that Anne Hathaway is set to play the fiesty feline in Christopher Nolan's third Batman film, 'The Dark Knight Rises'.
Over the last ten years, Anne Hathaway has gone from that cute seventeen year old in 'The Princess Diaries' (don't pretend you haven't seen it) to a smoking hot superstar more than happy to get her gear off on the big screen (if you haven't seen 'Love & Other Drugs' yet, stop what you're doing now, and RUN to your local multiplex!).
Last month nerds all over the world rejoiced when Hathaway confirmed that she would be playing the role of Catwoman/Selina Kyle in next years 'Dark Knight' sequel. Whilst we're unlikely to see a steamy, David Attenborough style "bat-on-cat" scene, you can expect to see lots of black leather and whips. Meow...
Anne Hathaway, you are more than worthy of the Big Boys Club 'Hot Chick Of The Month' crown. Feel free to swing past anytime to collect it.
All The Single Ladies (Avert Your Eyes)...
It's a sad fact of life that some people film themselves doing dumb s*** (Paris Hilton, anyone?). Some of those people are stupid enough to let copies of those videos fall into the wrong hands. And others are stupid enough to upload their own videos to YouTube to share their idiocy with the entire world.
This weeks 'WTF?' comes from some severly obese guy giving you his own take on Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' dance. We're sorry...
Big Boy Of The Month - April 2011
Big boy of the month-Mr 52
Mick is a mechanic by trade, but has recently found himself dumping huge loads on other blokes from his trusty truck; number 52. That’s right Mick drives a cement truck for an Italian firm in the city, scary!
Mick loves his truck nearly as much as he loves schnitzntits.com.au. Mick reckons that when he dies he wants his reception to be at schnitz n tits and instead of a hearse he wants to be loaded up in old 52 and dumped in his final place of rest with a full load of wet cement.
Micks an old school stand up bloke that you could trust your misses or your wallet, that’s why he is our Big Boy of the month.
So let’s stick out our bellies and give old Mick and his trusty mount 52 a big trucking salute.
Until next time go and get trucked.
Bobbwah Big
'The Hangover Part 2' Trailer
The trailer for part two of everyone's favourite boys movie 'The Hangover' was released over the weekend, and boy does it look awesome!! 'The Hangover Part 2' sees the Phil, Stu and Alan travel to Thailand for Stu's impending nuptials (for fans of the first film, you'll be disappointed to hear that he is not marrying Heather Graham). Cue loads of jokes about ping pong shows, and "banging koks"! 'The Hangover Part 2' will be released in Australia on May 26th.
More Naughty Kids Telly
A couple of weeks back we brought you a rather naughty video clip from the 90's cartoon, The Animaniacs. Well, that video has got nothing on this one. From the British kids TV show 'Rainbow' (back in the 70's), a rather racy segment that would never get past todays censors. Enjoy!
Wedding Thriller
So admittedly, the real "wedding thrillers" are supposed to occur on the wedding night, but this groom and his mates decided to make a bit of an exception, with a surprise performance of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' at the wedding reception.
Bobby Bigness’ Weekend Survival Guide
Ahoy me sea going swashbucklers, Capitan Bobby Bigness here with a little bit of history;
that if executed according to legend may get you a king’s ransom in lassie booty.
The story goes that during the second world war a group of American sailors stationed in Townsville came up with an ingenious scam designed to hoodwink our fair Aussie maidens out of there knickerbockers and straight in to Uncle Sam’s sleeping chamber.
What the crafty Yanks would do was before hitting the town, pool all of their booty in to the one purse. When they arrived at the tavern they would take it in turns to go to the bar and purchase their flagons but not before carefully choosing a doe eyed bunny to take home for dinner.
After ordering their mead they would make sure the young Aussie got an eyeful of the Sailors communal spunk overflowing out of the wallet in question. Now to the humble lass’s of Townsville this proved irresistible, and to the Yankee sailors a real leg opener! They would repeat the process until all the confederate states were liberated.
So if you don’t want to be the son of a scurvy ridden biscuit eater. Take a leaf out of Colonel Sanders Book and put all ya Johnny Cash in the one bucket this weekend.
"They reckon when it’s your turn to hold the loot you will feel two inches longer."
Bobby Bigness
Celebrity Big Boy Of The Month - March 2011
Celebrity Big Boy Of The Month - March 2011
Well, the Royal coronation of the monthly Big Boy occurred this week and it saw Tommy Sera something hard to pronounce rise to his rightful throne; or at least until the end of the month.
One Country, one King! That’s usually how it done, isn’t gents?
Well not this month. We have had word from one of our offshore correspondents that in a little know territory Australia call the "USA" that something is a brewing in the land of Uncle Sam.
In fact they have just announced their big boy of the decade and possible substitute for Barracks for Collingwood Obama.
This humble gent is versed in the mysterious arts of wrong, gee that was fun and where am I.
A man so disciplined in the ancients’ tradition of snap, crackle and pop, they may give him Cuba just for being a top bloke.
You maybe know his uncle you may have used him on you on furniture. Yes he is the graceful enigma, ”rat a tat tat” (that was a drum roll). MRRRRRRRR Carlos Irwin Estevez otherwise known as Charlie Sheen.
We reckon we need to tag Charles with an honorary Big Boy Of The Month before he is gobbled up by this politically correct landscape we call 2011.
Norwegian Diver
No, it's not Oslo's version of the 'Dutch Oven'. It's this week's WTF!!!
Since the Viking's ended their rain of terror in the eleventh century, there hasn't been a great deal to do in Norway. Sure, there's the Eurovision song contest, but that's only one day a year! How does one keep themself entertained for the other 364 days?
These two gents seem to have found the answer. After spotting the Google street view van cruising the streets of their village, they rustled up a quick costume change, an umbrella and a couple of deck chairs and quickly became an anonymous Internet sensation!
Go Casey Go!!
For those of you that have been living under a rock this past week, we present the most awesome 'Video Of The Week' since last week!
Aussie Year 10 student Casey Heynes has been copping a fair bit of flack from other kids at his school over the past few years, and last week he snapped and went all Hulk style on a kid that pushed him just a little bit too far.
Nice work Casey. That little **** deserved it. Enjoy your status as 'Honorary Big Boy Of The Month' for March 2011. We owe you a pint...as soon as you're old enough to drink it.
